Alright, right from the get go, I know that I’m going to hear a whole lot of BS from any and every sports fan that might take a glance at my blog. And for the record, the only reason I’m even bringing this up is because Jamie Hockey-Barrett (a co-worker of mine) suggested I blog about Donovan McNabb, who I know nothing about. I don’t mean to piss people off, so ahead of time, I’m going to give everyone a big oops…my bad! The thing is this, I really have no interest in sports, at all! Unless it’s local, or someone I know is involved, I really don’t care.
Like that whole NCAA thing, first of all, what the hell does that even mean? Does NCAA stand for something? Actually, that doesn’t matter at all, because the bottom line is: I’M SICK OF IT!!! Basketball has taken over my TV for the past month, and the topic of everyone’s conversation are those stoopid brackets. Don’t get me wrong, I really tried to get into it, I even filled out TWO of those bracket thingies and it wasn’t until I realized that my boyfriend doesn’t care if I’m dead or alive, just as long as Kansas State is winning, that I gave up! WTF? Do people really care enough about college basketball to dedicate an entire month of our lives to it? I guess so.
And now, this guy know as Donovan McNabb…who the hell is he anyway? First of all, he has a terrible last name, it kind of reminds me of like Donovan McScab…eew! So I did a little research. I found out he’s this guy who plays as a quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles who may get traded on May 5th. I don’t know why this is such a big deal, except something in this story did peak my interest. The fact that he may be replaced by none other than the hell hole known as Michael Vick! Now, I know being vengeful is wrong, but because I am a hugely avid animal lover, I really dislike Michael Vick and the horse he rode in on (his mom). Lol. So, automatically that makes me Team McNabb! Upon furter investigation, I found out that Buffalo and Oakland are both showing some interest in McNabb, and I say that maybe he’d be better off on either one of those teams. Where he wouldn’t be subjected to Vick’s man ass jerky loving, dog hating ways. I just think that if a ball player and team is getting any kind of publicity, it should be about the game, and not about the amout of prison time their team mate did. Thats it. I guess no one (especially myself) knows whats going to happen to Donovan McNabb come May 5th. Some people care, I really don’t, but I’ll just say now that I am Team McNabb for all the wrong reasons. And eff the Eagles if they trade him.
There you have it, this is how I feel about these two random sports topics that I know nothing about. Hockey-Barrett, I hope I made you proud with my lulnatic rants about nothing, I have your back baby! Readers…if you made it this far, sorry I subjected you to all this. If your head hasn’t exploded already, tune in tomorrow, I promise I’ll have something better. Stay sexy bitches! <3 Ri

Team McNabb